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jefferythespacewalrus:

Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.

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  • Romeo:no mercutio
  • Mercutio:yes mercutio
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youcanfuckingbiteme:

Playing a Bethesda game like

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  • Tybalt:This, by his voice, should be a Montague. What, dares the slave come hither, covered with an antic face, to fleer and scorn at our solemnity? Now, by the stock and honor of my kin, to strike him dead I hold it not a sin.
  • Romeo:I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.
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  • Romeo:i mean it's crazy
  • Mercutio:what?
  • Romeo:we finish each other's
  • Mercutio:Capulets!
  • Romeo:that's who i was gonna slay!
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tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

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